
You think you hate Cape Town? Think again, you grumpy gus!
Look, we get it. Cape Town isn’t everyone’s cup of rooibos tea. Maybe you got sunburnt on a Robben Island tour (don’t forget the sunscreen, folks!), or perhaps a flock of overzealous seagulls swiped your boerewors roll at Kalk Bay (those feathered fiends!). Whatever the reason, you’ve sworn off the ‘Mother City’ faster than a springbok ditches a banana. But